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Beer brand-building

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Sometimes as a copywriter you are asked to write about something boring and paid reasonable money for it.

Sometimes as a copywriter you are asked to write about something interesting and paid nothing for it.

Jokes that only work on 6Music

Shaun Keaveny this morning asked for listeners’ ‘jokes that only work on BBC Radio 6 Music’.

I didn’t offer this one up as it also requires some bi-lingual skill. I came up with it, somewhat unbelievably, when in the midst of a heavy hangover in Bordeaux:

Farewell midweek drinking

I’m a pretty decent writer. However today I have been a waste of oxygen. I used to enjoy a midweek drink, and even sort of get a kick out of struggling through the next day. It isn’t quite as fun when ineffective = not earning though. Uncommon practice as it is for me to booze on a school night nowadays, do turf me out if you happen to see in the pub Monday to Thursday. Ta.

Mercury is poisonous, you know

A title bristling with insinuation, isn’t it?

Well I’m not going to damn it to hell, but I’ve always had a bit of an issue with the Mercury Music Prize. Or the Barclaycard Mercury Prize, as it now refers to itself. But rather than just blindly slagging it off like usual, I’ve had me a little sit down to think about just what that issue is.

What a Lush experience, Captain

Cat massage

I’ve been known to complain. Like after my girlfriend and I had been shoehorned into a knackered old coach without a toilet for four hours on our return from a three-day festival. And when I ordered a new bath panel and nobody ever contacted me about it, or its absence, ever.

My Summer FOMO

YOLO FOMO

YOLO FOMO

OMG, FOMO is actually a thing IMO.

Or ‘Oh My God, Fear Of Missing Out is actually a thing In My Opinion’. I’m sure you knew that.

AO (Acronym Overkill)

POWER Resolutions

Van Damme at the peak of his powers

JCVD at the peak of his powers

I want to look like Jean Claude Van Damme. I’m going to earn a million quid. I will be an astronaut by next Christmas.

What do these three statements have in common? Other than being… err… aspirational?

Top Tips for the Work Christmas Party

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‘It’s the most wonderful time of the year’ Andy Williams may have exclaimed. But the potential for gross error is also at its optimum. Follow these tips to walk the fine line between bore and lunatic, and ensure you don’t end up being your company’s jingle bell-end.

Harringay – I turn my back and look what happens!

Jam In A Jar

Jam In A Jar

Almost overnight, Harringay Green Lanes has gone from a one-pub drinking wasteland to a multi-bar drag. I didn’t even see it coming.

DIY Festival Branding

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Wristbands

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Official poster.

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Plectrums

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Welcome one and all.

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An afternoon slot.

Military.Industrial.Complex.

Military.Industrial.Complex.

So I thought I’d put on a little festival. I like music and getting friends together. But I also like the BRANDING of it all…

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